And thus Dexter became the second creepiest person in the household.

In other news, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Season four started airing a couple of days ago, so I thought I'd mention there's a sometimes-chan for Dexter at #spatteranalysis that anyone watching is free to join and flail in.

[I can feel it building up. It's an almost physical pressure that I can't ignore any longer. All I can do, all I want to do, is let it flow through me, become a conduit for it again. It's been so long I can feel it tingling in my bones, crying out for a chance to be released. My instincts are humming through my veins, tensed and waiting for that perfect moment, waiting to discharge.]

In honour of me being slow like a tortoise but reaching 1k comments eventually:

Everything meme! First impressions, relationships, hot-or-not, ask me questions, give me essay topics, anything you like. I play Kousaka, Isabella, Dexter, Makoto, Sasha and Leo \o/

The best way to survive is to pool our resources. So, any thoughts?

So, partner, did you vote in the suspicion poll?

FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON FOUR IS OUT EARLY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Disclaimer: I am sleep-deprived right now so if I managed to not actually make any sense ask me wtf I mean and I will fix it in the morning.

OKAY SO I like playing Dexter's serial killer side just as much as his dorky I-am-so-innocent-guys-aren't-I side, but I don't really get a chance to play it much because Dexter is very cautious, especially since the Kristoph thing turned out worse than he thought he would. So he's probably not going to be killing anyone in CFUD in the near future (probably), but I was thinking! I had heaps of fun playing out that kill thread and I think Kristoph had fun too (RIGHT?) so I'm wondering if there's anyone who'd be interested in playing out an AU kill thread, by which I mean it wouldn't have any effect on the characters in CFUD proper, it'd just be for the fun of it. Of course this only applies to murderers, but I'm totally up for negotiating most other details.

This is ttly the only kind of AU Dexter is ever going to get. Anyway, thoughts?

SEASON FOUR TRAILER IS OUT


LUNDY.

LUNDY!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING ME A LUNDY NEXT COUNSELORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! He can hang out with L.

ALSO BABYYYYY HE TOTALLY SAID "BOY" AAAAAH HE HAS A BOY